Everything's Big In Texas
There
once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas.
When he arrived on the
plane, he felt the seats and
said, "Wow, these seats are big!" The person
next to him
answered, "Everything is big in Texas."
When he finally
arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar.
Upon arriving in the bar, he
ordered a beer and got a mug
placed between his hands. He exclaimed, "Wow
these mugs are
big!" The bartender replied, "Everything is big in
Texas."
After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the
bartender
where the bathroom was located. The bartender replied,
"Second
door to the right." The blind man headed for the bathroom,
but
accidentally tripped and skipped the second door. Instead, he
entered
the third door, which led to the swimming pool and
fell into the pool by
accident.
Scared to death, the blind man started shouting,
"Don't
flush, don't flush!"
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