The Christian Horse
There's this guy who had been lost and walking
in the desert for about 2 weeks. One hot day, he sees
the home of a missionary. Tired and weak, he crawls
up to the house and collapses on the doorstep. The
missionary finds him and nurses him back to health.
Feeling better, the man asks the missionary for directions
to the nearest town.
On his way out the backdoor, he sees this horse. He goes
back into the house and asks the missionary, "Could I
borrow your horse and give it back when I reach the town?"
The missionary says, "Sure but there is a special thing about
this horse. You have to say 'Thank God' to make it go
and 'Amen' to make it stop."
Not paying much attetion, the man says, "Sure, ok."
So he gets on the horse and says, "Thank God" and the
horse starts walking. Then he says, "Thank God, thank God,"
and the horse starts trotting. Feeling really brave, the man says,
"Thank God, thank God, thank God, thank God, thank God"
and the horse just takes off. Pretty soon he sees this cliff coming
up and he's doing everything he can to make the horse stop.
"Whoa, stop, hold on!!!!"
Finally he remembers, "Amen!!"
The horse stops 4 inches from the cliff. Then the man leans
back in the saddle and says, "Thank God."
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