The Duck and The Grapes
A duck named Jake walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?"
The bartender, confused, tells the duck that no, his bar
doesn't serve grapes. Jake thanks him and leaves.
The next day, Jake the duck returns and says, "Got any grapes?"
Again, the bartender tells him that, no, the bar does not serve
grapes, has never served grapes, and, furthermore, will never serve
grapes. Jake, a little ruffled, thanks him and leaves.
The next day, Jake the duck returns, but before he can say anything,
the bartender begins to yell: "Listen, duck! This is a bar!
We do not serve grapes! If you ever ask for grapes again,
I will nail your stupid duck beak to the bar!"
Jake is silent for a moment, and then asks, "Got any nails?"
Confused, the bartenders says no.
"Good!" says Jake the duck. "Got any grapes?"
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