The Fast Snail
There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his
reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast
wheels to make up the difference. After shopping
around a while, he decided that the Datson 240-Z was the
car to get. So the snail goes to the nearest Datsun
dealer and says he wants to buy the 240-Z, but he
wants it repainted "240-S".
The dealer asks, "Why 'S'?"
The snail replies, "'S' stands for snail. I want everybody
who sees me roaring past to know who's driving."
Well, the dealer doesn't want to lose the unique opportunity
to sell a car to a snail, so he agrees to have the car repainted
for a small fee.
The snail gets his new car and spent the rest of his days
roaring happily down the highway at top speed. And
whenever anyone would see him zooming by, they'd say
"Wow! Look at that S-car go!"
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