Trooper & The Senior Citizen
A senior citizen in Florida bought a brand new Alpha Romeo
convertible. He took off down the road, flooring it to 80 mph
and enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he
had left on his head. "This is great," he thought as he roared
down I-75. He pushed the pedal to the metal even more.
Then he looked in his rear view mirror and saw a highway
patrol trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.
"I can get away from him with no problem" thought the man
and he tromped it some more and flew down the road at over
100 mph. Then 110, 120 mph!
Then he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this kind
of thing." He pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the
trooper to catch up with him.
The trooper pulled in behind the Alpha Romeo and walked up to
the man. "Sir," he said, looking at his watch. "My shift ends in
30 minutes and today is Friday. If you can give me a reason
why you were speeding that I've never heard before,
I'll let you go."
The man looked at the trooper and said, "Years ago my wife
ran off with a Florida State trooper, and I thought you were
bringing her back."
The trooper replied, "Sir, have a nice day."
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